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Big Mama
01:39
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Big mama, selling narcota
How much do it cost bitch? None, zip, nada
Run from policia, ain't no drama
Fresh new Adidas for the newborn stamina
Flow so pretty I would turn around and fuck it
Asian girl screams, that's the Bangkok Ruckus
Not a crack-pipe, but I crack pipe vocally
Pipe kids down with the black cane locally
Got a thick layer of bullshit that covers me
Spying on your girl from a tree like Discovery Channel
Bust through your girl's vag canal
Fuck her in the ass, less humps than a camel
Yo, riddle this fictitious little kiddo
That rinses dishes
Blow kisses to bad girls they flinch itches
Mad sketchy like Craigslist, ain't shit
Ya'll finish short, like a midget at the races
When I'm on the beat, I'm something like a cipher
Podium possess kid, keep it old school, like a type writer
Night-rides a horse, so I'm a knight rider
Something like a king bombing on these Al-Quaders
Bitch
No, I'm just scanning a thin line
Between a piece of shit and a battle of ill minds
I got dumb people that be testing my rhymes
But I can bend around the process and steadily incline
So when they ask, "Who am I?"
Make a death slow, and they feel the pain
And when I'm not on my pill, my brain deteriorates and I go insane
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2. |
Top Ramen
01:28
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i still masturbate while eating top ramen
at a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
i turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face,
if you give no effort, if you got no money
then i got a cheap method,
crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
now that's a real education. fuck books,
if you wanna make in college acknowledge all the flavors that be Droppin mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods,
we got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me will have to get this amen first
fuck
start with the shrimp and the fire,
if you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher,
35 cents a pack, 3 for a dollar
unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
and im talkin bout ramen,
the shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an african,
come back when you're in the state that i'm in,
and say hi to my homeboy, ramen
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3. |
Kill Yourself
02:13
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(Kill yourself...
you should fucking kill yourself..
just fucking DO IT)
PooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags trynna
Be a mommy’s boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
number one, shove it up your ass, make it number 2
Ladies getting mad in the comments
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
Ha Ha no comma, bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
And if you think you’re fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Jerkin back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it’s your Google Glasses
YEAH
Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take yourself to the closest sign faggot
Get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself
And then you can hang yourself
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4. |
Walls Fall Out
02:00
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HONEY
I say naids or naideen.. which ever one I use the same thing
BUS
I say BPH, A black person holder that transportates
DOCTOR
I say doctee or docturd, whether it’s a tee or a turd it’s the same word
ABORTION
I say borty, its a fun thing to do when you’re feeling sporty
LIPS
I say lyps or LIIIIAPS
The flesh trapdoors in between my hips
TRAPDOOR
what’s that doorway for
something special let me tell you more
lips pout the walls fall out, red rose grows as the walls unfold my lapse prolapse
jizz trap spreads my gap. red meat flaps as the walls unwrap my lapse prolapse
FISH
I say feesh. a yeasty dish that’s so delish
CHICKEN
I say cheeukun nigga but too much dark meat can ruin your figure
BLACK
I say blaque
Aunt Theresa in heaven eaten’ on fat-back
PROGRAM
I say grum
when me and Madge Weinstein have some fun
PANTY
I say panni. wraps around my waist and hugs my fanny
fanny what’s your fanny for
something special let me show you, whore...
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Sharkeisha No Citrus Heights, California
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